5 Amanah 2008 by Jason Yong

5A '08,the famous one around SM All Saints.We loved to rebel against the prefects,and for that we were always late to the morning assembly :P every morning,the class teacher,Mr Jacob Wong would come into the class to take attendance.Pn Loh was the previous class teacher,but due to her work position as the panitia,Mr Jacob took over.Nevermind about that,cause we are still the problematic 5A :P I'm sitting at the back of the class in between Ong and Faiz.Roshini was in front of me,between GPC and Janani.I'd switched place to Carlwin's side if it was empty,so that we could plan our way to cause chaos in the class.Often with the "ahhngahh,ahhngahh" sound by us and Elton,Kheng would scold us for being annoying XD.Not enough with that?We once got our hand on a beetle,and TADA!PVC PIPE IN OUR CLASSROOM!after receiving knowledge about the history of Malaysia from Pn Rohana,we used the pipe as a sumpit to shoot the bug version 'damak',at the GIRLS!HAHAHAHA!Ong was part of it too.Ended up being scolded by the no#1 student in our class,GPC.Amir was always talking with Arvina,so we teased them quite often of having secret relationship xD WaiKin and I usually talk about 'ngong' stuff with the 'ngong' queen of the class,Stella Chung.Sometimes,we laugh til we cry and have stomachache.Calling each other ngong chan,that was how we pass our free time in the class.Alan and Sarah would fight with each other 99% of the time.Those two were like cat and dog,unlike our class monitor,Jonathan and the smart boy Alvin,who were always together..to a certain extent that we thought that they were gay.. o_oEdward will be seen with Tham,our superwoman in-charge,most of the time.Otherwise,he would run around,asking for biscuits from Marie and others.Marie would hang around with Janani and the rest of us,while Elton will be chitchatting with the girls in front of my row,especially with Melanie.[Sorry mel,left your part here LOL].The 4 of them were always together in a group,Elton+Janani+Roshini+Melanie.Andrina,the hardworking one,will be doing her homeworks/revision..if not,maybe gossip a little with Mariel.I don't know.Audrey,in the front row,would also talktalktalktalktalktalktalk with Tham and Lam...if Lam is awake though.She's the sleeping icon in 5A,and with her beauty,I usually refer her as the sleeping beauty.Quite a fit.On Monday and Wednesday,we have our physics class.IMO,this class is the best among them all.Why?Because you can curse the government and scold celaka without being scolded at all.Plus,you might get support from Mr Wong on your dissatisfaction towards the government.But too bad,after this class on wednesday,we would enter a silent mode.That's because Mr Bala's Add Maths period was after awaiting us.In his class,we all turn gloomy,and will be only holding pen+pencil+calculator.After his class is the merdeka day.ok,this is just a joke.lol.Can't really remember what's after his..well,don't care.Back to the usual class,you can spot Wamai,Natasha,Edlina and Desiree at the left side of the class.They aren't that active in the class..ok maybe just not loud like I am.Anyway there's also this small cili padi call Shafiqah who sits beside Arvina (I think).We also got pretty in our class.Our beloved pretty teacher Pn Loh that taught as Biology always put up a smiling face in our class.She can be really funny with her facial expressions at time,especially when she told us about her baby delivery experience.It was priceless.The Chemistry teacher,Pn Susan who is MIA now,is giving Pn Liew a run for being the sexy queen.Too bad,though,the school is now dominated by Miss Ho.peewiit :P Apart from that,the class is filled with Jason Hiew's weird laughter from time to time.Probably caused by LFF and TZB,they can be quite ngong sometimes,especially TZB hahaha XDNow that I remember,Carlwin once brought a toygun to school and shot Rez's head.Consequently,a chair was thrown from the 2nd row to the back of the class.Hit on Elton's back,LOLOL.Poor Elton,*sayang*.Then,carl even shot amanda lee's ass,causing Mr Jacob to come into the class and gave us a lecture ._. apa la lee..Come to think of it,I always quarrel with her.No idea why,too.Not the same wavelength,perhaps.But still,it was fun arguing with her :X .Somewhere in the middle of the class was Fui Man,and I forgot where Niva sat..ok,I'm getting Alzheimer's soon.At the corner of the back of the class was Joseph.I always talk hampien stuff with him.My brother in that department.hahahaha.Lastly,Antony,which is the Head Prefect in the present,was beside Amir (am i right?).He taught us(mariel,me and some others) some part in Physics weeks before SPM.Talk about SPM,I still remember I went to lay some dungs during the Moral paper.yeah,laugh all you want la..cb..moral classes weren't that enjoyable,cause the teacher's been MIA due to pregnancy in the middle of the year.BM classes were so-so to me..nothing that excite us that much,but EST is a whole different story.Take a look at this and you'll understand why.

uni= 1
bi/du= 2
tri= 3
quad = 4
pent/ quin= 5
hex/sex= 6
sept= 7
oct= 8
dec= 10
cent= 100
mill= 1000

Still remember these stuff,guys?LOL,and look at what we made out of them!

uni= unicent(1 cent), unicorn(1 corn), unibrow(1 eye brow)
du = durex, Durian
bi = bi(buy) bra, bi(bye) bye
tri= Tri(try) again
quad = quadtan( kuantan),
pent= penty(panty)quin= pen-quin (penguin)
hex= hex sword( a dota weapon)
sex= sexy, sex and the city
oct= october, oct si lang tang (very fierce in cantonese), oct kai ma
cent= center point, centka lin
mill= milimewa

Still,Mr Azzuhri's teaching method is a little bit boring..but I still like his classes :P maths classes were enjoyable,too.Often we hear stories about various stuff from Pn Lim,although she can be very scary when she's not in the mood.Ah,shit.My Lexus biscuits dropped on the floor.Brb,i go clean em up.............ok back.Now that I look at the class photo,I forgot to mention about Filzah and S.Maryam.Yes,Filzah.Her fluency in English is superb,and Maryam's knowledge on history is unbelievable.I think she's hacking her brain..Anyway,it's a bit anticlimatic here,cause I'll skip all the fun stuff and end the story here.I was writing this out of boredom,so the story is like skipping here and there and goes back here and suddenly poof,finish..cos it's almost 11 and I still got class tomorrow.But all I want to say is that,I love our class despite what Mrs Mathews said to us,and I treasure every moment spent with you guys.I really hope that time would rewind,so that I can be a 5A student once more.-This is done by one of the joker in 5A '08,Jason Yong.My best memories are here-