Prefects nite '08

The girls-left to right.Amanda,Andrina,Arvina,Amanda k,Mahira,Filzah,Maryam,PikChing,Angela,Niva,Emily n Kavita.

As you guys can see,tonite was our annual prefects nite,yes it may not be sumt tats related to our class,BUT...some of us went to this dinner tonight,which was held at Ocean Seafood Village.overall,the food's great,with great company,n as predicted.NONE OF THE PREFECTS..BOY PREFECTS FROM OUR CLASS CAME,all our 5a girls looks stunning n gorgeous that nite.we had a gr8 time!.So for the guy prefects.Check out what uve lost out on ;)

Tan Zhen Bin in action

5 Amanah's talent. We not only good at making noise, but we are talented in singing too.Pls enjoy the video.



*Sorry guys, I accidentally deleted Jason Hiew's video, but I will get from other people

The Greek Words

We are having wonderful times in EST lesson today, We had learnt some greek words that are used as prefix in our daily life.
Here are the prefix and their meaning:

uni= 1
bi/du= 2
tri= 3
quad = 4
pent/ quin= 5
hex/sex= 6
sept= 7
oct= 8
dec= 10
cent= 100
mill= 1000

This is how the creative 5A student create a word out of it to show their meanings:

uni= unicent(1 cent), unicorn(1 corn), unibrow(1 eye brow)
du = durex, Durian
bi = bi(buy) bra, bi(bye) bye
tri= Tri(try) again
quad = quadtan( kuantan),
pent= penty(panty)
quin= pen-quin (penguin)
hex= hex sword( a dota weapon)
sex= sexy, sex and the city
oct= october, oct si lang tang (very fierce in cantonese), oct kai ma
cent= center point, centka lin
mill= milimewa

Form 4 memories...

Shin Chan 'chou sui'..

Bye bye.. Froggy..

Dr. Chin

All the doctor busy disect the frog..

Last of Days Spent Together

-AmandaKheng-

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Janani : Tomorrow’s the last day of the first of August that we’ll ever spend together!
Roshini : Huh?
Kheng : And today’s the last 31^st of July that we’ll ever spend together!
Roshini : Everyday’s the last day we’ll ever spend together.

And seriously (solemn face), isn’t that very true?

When you think about it… everyday’s the last day we will spend together. It might be too early for me to say this but yeah, no matter what everyone else thinks about our class, I am still going to miss it very, very much.
Today’s the last 31^st of July we’re going to spend. One day from now, we’re going to look back at this blog and say, “What a day, man.”
Okay, so we’ve started off with Physics and Wong Foo. (FYI, we still don’t know who the hell is WONG FU: the imposter in our chatbox as well as FB). Wong Foo and his fascinating theories (Oh well, it might be fascinating to some of us) had taken up almost two hours of the morning. NOTE TO ALL 5 AMANAH STUDENTS: There will be a class tambahan during our holiday in August. I think it’s on Thursday. For further info, please refer to your monitor).

And then, we had BM. Well, it wasn’t BM actually that caught our attention during that period, it was Aslan.
Cikgu Hazel: Aslan, birthday kamu hari ini? Eh, kalau nak nyayi, nyayi la baik-baik.
The Whole Class: Happy Birthday to you….. Happy Birthday to Aslan!
Amanda Lee: Amanda Kheng! Give Aslan a birthday kiss!
Cikgu Hazel: Amanda Kheng…. (playful tone)
Kheng: Balik rumah dulu, Cikgu. Balik rumah dulu! (smiling face)
Cikgu Hazel: HAHAHAHAHA.

Happy Birthday to My Chellem. (Smiles) Sorry about the hitting your table part. But you know I break things often enough at home when I’m angry right? LOL.

Then, of course it was English. I had a heated debate with Biscuits because I thought the trackers were reckless and he didn’t think so.
Mr. Jacob: What is reckless driving?
Kheng: It’s when you drive without thinking.
Mr. Jacob: Why are the trackers reckless?
Kheng: Because they shot without thinking!
I fought and I argued with him and finally he said: “I think reckless is accepted la. Thank you for enlightening us.”

See, Marie? I knew I was right.

After recess, I had a nervous breakdown (well, not exactly one but I was pretty enraged) They actually videotaped me in such conditions. (For the video, let’s just see how many people are willing to spam the chatbox for it. If it goes flowing with request for the video, I shall not sue Jonathan for putting it up)

Bio went by normally. And then, the horror came. EST. OMG, I can tell you that I’ve never gotten so low for EST before and yes, it is a disappointment. Azzuhri passed some great sample essays written by, lo and behold, Alvin Ong.
Cikgu Azzuhri: Okay, so ‘this somebody’… he or she elaborates very well.
Amanda Lee: Teacher, ‘this somebody’ is Alvin.
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Pretends not to hear* And he or she has additional info in the essay.
Amanda Lee: Teacher, we know it’s Alvin so you can stop saying ‘this somebody’.
Cikgu Azzuhri: This somebody…
Amanda Lee: Teacher, Alvin is offended!
The Class: Teacher, we know it’s Alvin!
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Looks at us skeptically* How do you know? (he must be thinking: I thought I erased the names off already)
The Class: *Points at the top left corner where the small words: Alvin Ong, 5 A* His name is there, teacher!
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Looks at the paper* Oh, so now you know. (he must be thinking: Shit, where’s my glasses? How could I have missed that?)

Laugh Out Loud, people.

Sensuality Matters

MORE AND MORE PICS COMING RIGHT UP!!!!!

One of the group photos!

The chics & babes of 5Amanah
The ladiesssss

Girls with Cikgu Rohana,the History teacher!

-AmandaKheng-

when there's no picture to put, the authoress comes to the rescue

“Girls with Asses like Mine Do Not Talk to Boys with Faces like yours,” quoted the 5 Amanah ladies.

We girls are sooo hot,
And you guys are sooo not.I’m not going to even start talking about the first part of school before recess—as you all know, there’s no shit to write about.

But after RECESS, on the other hand—

Topic Highlights:
*Clears her throat* Ahem—Reporting Live from 5 Amanah. The paparazzi in 5 Amanah had apparently hit the jackpot today as they’ve managed to dish the dirt about a whole lot of people today and apparently caught a few pictures as well as videos.

Coming in at third place:
(I’m only saying this because a certain someone had pointed a gun at my head and forced me to write this in the blog) Amanda Lee, Maryam and LFF had apparently got the highest for SEJARAH which was 39/40. Woo-hoo, a cheer for all the historical freaks. I’m sure they’ll die being remembered as R.I.P HERE LIES ***, ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE REMEMBERED TO BE BORED TO DEATH.

Coming in at second place:
I have to say that the shot Lee took on Jason Yong’s lap deserves this place. While Lee was desperately trying to free herself from Jason’s barbaric grasp around her shoulder, everyone in class were cheering (obviously, excitedly) and at the end, they took a picture perfect shot like any happy couple! LOL. Happy? Ah, well, they look good enough.

COMING IN TOP TODAY:
A few of our insiders actually spotted MARIE ******* JASON YONG, who has now earned himself the title of being a MAN-WHORE (GIGOLO to put in simpler words), for REAL today for a matter of RM 25! When asked about how they felt, they simply shook their heads saying “No comments.” Lucky for us, we ACTUALLY CAUGHT it on tape! So, people, if you want to witness such a horrible sight of slobbering everywhere, it’s RM 25 per view. LOL. (Parental Guidance needed, nothing is G-RATED in our class) Ahem—Note to everyone: Fortunately, no tongues were used and so, we didn’t have to clean up after them.

The class today had finally gone from wild to beastly. We kissed each other, give each other lesbian hugs, sat on each other’s laps and oh well, there’s more than we can imagine happening around in our class.

Pictures took:
1. Marie posed with Fui Man, me and Josephine for a very lovely LESBIAN photo. (We secretly think Marie’s hot but are too afraid to admit it to the world so Shhh… don’t go tell anyone now)

2. I sat on Aslan’s lap but nothing too extreme as Aslan was like “No, no, no” Ahhh… what can I say? He’s ALIM. Too ALIM sometimes. And oh BTW, he has three wives and seven kids.

3. Marie’s Snow White and the seven dwarves shot aka MIB. Shooting down Jason Yong is the best thing they could ever do for the class.

4. Pictures taken with our very own ROHANA-POOH. LOL. Our sejarah teacher has to be the cutest addition to our photos.

And so, sometimes, our raging hormones take a toll on us and there’s nothing we can do to stop them.

PS: Today was FUN.
PPS: Even though we’re hot and you guys are not, we still love you guys anyway—well at least MOST of them.

SECRET RENDEZVOUS

-AmandaKheng-

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“Oh, Jonathan, I love you soooo very much.”
“Oh, Alvin, you’re too flattering.”

As much as I wish I could turn the whole entry into a romance chapter between Alvin and Jonathan, the mere thought of the two of them still gives me the shivers. LOL.

Okay, so once again, school was back only after a mere day of holiday. (Seriously, where did all the time go?) Anyway, Shahril complained to B.C that we didn’t do our work (which I was innocently excluded of course) and we had to finish up the work he gave us. I might like to add also that PREFECTS do not have to see him for this week and so, for that—HALLELUJAH. He had better not be seeing this though.

Top news: Andrina Tay- Our Uptight Studier- 100% for MORAL.
Comments made: “OMG, what are you? You’re such a geek man!” I quote our barbaric joker to whom I’m still very angry at for him commenting on my LOW mark for moral. I’ll get him someday.
“Happy la you Andrina,” said Lee, the jealous SS Queen.
“It’s just ujian setara bah,” said the humble, bermoral Andrina.
“Ala, mana tau, go home: “Daddy, daddy, I got 100 for moral! I want to eat KFC!” Lee replied with a grin.
And I quote my words, “Andrina mmg bermoral now, but later go home, mana tau she’ll be at the pole saying ‘Gimme Gimme’ (Britney style).”
Marie laughed, “What a whore man you.”
And we all laughed (including our 100 mark Andrina) (apologies to her if I ever offended her in any way)

2^nd Top News: Goh Pik Ching- Our Silent Scorer- 100% marks for ENGLISH.
Comments made: “Let’s see how many got hundred,” our favourite biscuit said and then, as he skimmed the list, he frowned and was surprised, “EH!” he shrieked, “Why only ONE?” I grumbled, “Wah, one also not good enough ah!?”
Our favourite biscuit continued on with his lessons about THE PEARL (I swear somehow, he’s obsessed with Kino and is secretly jealous that he’s Juana’s husband) lol. However, seriously, let me tell you one thing—I’m really not interested in knowing about Kino compared to Brad Pitt. Why couldn’t we read ROMEO AND JULIET instead? (Stop sticking your tongues out, guys)
And then, after a series of lecture from him, we headed off to the PERBAHASAN. Seriously, why do we even bother coming to school when really, it doesn’t really have anything that’s beneficial to us? (This excludes our PEMBAHAS HANDAL: FILZAH AND MARYAM)

So, some us sat together and sang POWERPUFF GIRLS’s theme song (Yeah, I know, like WTF?) LOLX. Call us childish but the tune is catchy.
Blossom, commander or the leader

Bubbles, she is the life of the water

Buttercup, she is the toughest fighter

POWERPUFF SAVE THE DAY, BAM BAM BAM BAM.

Okay, LOL. Childish and after we sang the song, we moved on to BARBIE DOLL (Which I am quite sure that some of the idiots in our class actually know the song like the back of his hand. Yes, I’m referring to you, TAN ZHEN BIN)

Seriously, what can I say? We’re all just a bunch of kids with extreme antics.

Saturday classes SUCKS!

-AmandaKheng-

when there's no picture to put, the authoress comes to the rescue

I wish I could start by saying—
“OMG, SCHOOL WAS SOOOOO FUN TODAY!”
But no. Too bad. It was the exact opposite! (OK. Maybe it’s not HALF as bad as I exaggerated)

So, here goes today.

First of all, PJ WAS ACTUALLY CHANGED WITH ADD MATHS! (The horror!!!) But luckily for us, BC did not enter the class. LOL. According to our lousy but informative monitor, there were 17 absentees today, what a record.Maths was afterwards and may I say that we actually have to draw the Plans and stuffs today on A4 paper. It took us almost an hour to finish method 2 and people like LFF and Jonathan was like:
“Why are you doing this method?” and Pik Ching went, “There’s no harm in trying.”
And the end, when she finished her work after an hour or so, she went, “YAY, I FINALLY FINISH!”
LOL. And that was ONE work she’d completed. So now we know that we need patience and dedication in getting number one! So, during Moral, Dulipa actually complained about our CURTAINS while ASLAN was still in vicinity.
So, I went: “Cikgu, kita mesti bersyukur! Mesti bermoral bah cikgu!”
And she called herself our MORAL teacher? The nerve! (lol) No offense to her lovers of course. And she said the funniest thing later: “Cikgu mau pergi tandas, kamu buat kerja.”
So, our class’s thai ling ngong and our barbaric joker as well as a few others class hooligans were like “Eeeee! Busuk oh, busuk oh!” (LOL. If I need to tell you what they meant, you probably have to get a life!) LOL. So, there goes our Moral class. See how BERMORAL we all are? Thus, now you know why we get such HIGH marks for MORAL.
So, there weren’t much afterwards, Mr. Biscuits (Jacob) taught us about KINO and complained about how we never take his work seriously! And when our Petite weirdo passed up his work, he was like:
“Lim Fong Fah—your spelling ah—must—improve…”
And Amanda Lee was like, “Nah, Lim Fong Fah, ‘Kino’ also don’t know how to spell!”
And of course, I laughed.
There was no SEJARAH. Shahril came to our class and allowed us to ACTUALLY TALK.
“Okay, saya rasa kamu tidak cukup bercerita kalau sampai pukul 12.50 saja. Tak apa, kami tunggu sampai kamu habis bercerita,” he said sarcastically. And we all shut up. LOL. Yeah, we’re afraid of him ‘cause he made us do jumping jacks and all sorts and made the girls look like foolish ballerinas jumping in tight skirts. Can u just imagine the horrible sight of us?
AND SO WE CLEARED THE CLASS (which I have to ask Jonathan WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW THE RUBBISH WITHOUT WAITING FOR ME TO FINISH SWEEPING!?)

Lol. THE END OF OUR EXTRAORDINARY DAY.

Hidden in a building isolated from all, with only fourty-four people crammed into a room, introducing the oh-so-horrible people of 5 Amanah.

Jonathan Yee: The Lousy Monitor
Tam Cinyee: The I-M-IN-CHARGE Superwoman
Alan Lo: The Pain IN The Ass
Alvin Ong: The Living Calculator
Amanda Kheng: The Freak Authoress
Amanda Lee: The Vain SS Queen
Amir: The Techno Geek
Andrina: The Uptight Studier
Antony: The BOYS-BRIGADE-IS-LIFE Ex-Captain
Arvina: The Quiet Aggression
Audrey: The LION/LEO Queen
Carlwin: The Annoyance
Chang Fui Man: The Cute Chubs
Cheong Wai Kin: The Walking Geographical Map/PILOT
Christabel: The See-Boy-Beat-Boy
Chung Vun Chian @ Stella: The Insanity
Desiree: The Newbie
Edlina: The Silent Killer
Edward: The Oh-so-Don’t-Care
Elton: The Gay King; thus, his name
Filzah: The Almighty Debater
Goh Pik Ching: The Silent Scorer
Janani: The Indian
Jason Hiew: The Die Hard JOLIN Fan
Jason Yong: The Barbaric Joker
Joseph: The Fool
Lam Fei Ting: The Modern-Day-Sleeping-Beauty
Lim Fong Fah: The Petite Weirdo
Marie: The Ring Leader/Hak Se Wui Tai Ce
Mariel: The Datuk Dewan Bandaraya 5A
Melanie: The Singer
Mohd. Aslan: The Player/BTC TAUKE
Muhd. Faiz: The Gangly Weakling
Muhd. Rezza: The Over-EXCESSIVE
Natasha: The Oh-so-Proud
Niva: The Purple-Obsessed
Nur Syafiqah: The Mistaken AM-I-CHINESE?
Ong Ching Ruey: The Bloody Along
Roshini: The Glamour Queen
Sarah Chen: The Chinese Version of Snow White
Siti Maryam: The Loudspeaker
Siti Sarah: The Unknown Animator
Tan Zhen Bin: The Thai-Ling-Ngong
Wamai: The Smiling Face

And so, we go, by our established oh-so-horrible name,
Where all teachers fear us,
Where our Lady dredges us,
But truly, we’re all just a little extraordinary and all Kekurangan Kasih Sayang,
Which makes us, 5A Bratz, a little UNIQUE
Than Normal Geeks.

-AmandaKheng-

It is true we’re all really cruel, mad and utterly insane. We created chaos in class today with the absence of S.CHIN. To you who had yet to know, FYI, marks will be deducted from those who drew the energy-level-diagram with pencil. (Yeah, like what the hell, right?) So, the idiots of the class, JY, Carlwin, OCR and Elton caught a bug (Which is by the way, extremely ugly & disgusting) and started shooting the bug with their very own made shooter using the hollow broomstick. The poor bug was shot at Aslan! LOL. So, the bug freaked everyone out and Pik Ching actually ran as far as possible. But right after they shot it for the fourth time or so, Pik Ching was quite pissed.

GPC: Don’t torture the bug! Do you call yourself human!? What kind of a human are you!? Why are you so cruel!? (Not Pik Ching’s exact words but it’s so-so)

And the guys immediately tucked the poor bug away for further shooting practice after Tam scolded the guys.

“If you kena people, you all tanggungjawab ka!?” And there goes, our female savior. Thank God for her or we’ll be screaming and creating more havoc.

Maths was bad. The marks were degrading. EST was short. Crazy. The bug was playing happily on Marie’s hand and everyone was packing up for home.

And just when you thought NOTHING else could go wrong—

BAM!

The bug flew off Marie’s hand and onto Kheng’s blazer, causing girls around to scream and Kheng to jump over Andrina’s chair for cover. Andrina (amazingly was not afraid of bugs) together with Christabel rescued the poor bug and freed it. But OCR, being the stubborn boy he is, was determined that the bug shouldn’t be freed! DAMN HIM. The screaming and heart attack died off and the class left.

And so, there goes a NORMAL day in our class.

Ever since the secret of getting good results from Goh the Pro is out, several people were caught imitating her...

Imitating person#1, the Add Maths king-Alvin

Carlwin with his finger of doom

Jaga keselamatan? p'tui! let's short circuit ourself guys!

This is what u get from short circuiting yourself

Ok.. now it's Marie with her finger of doom

Call Bukit Padang, think there's someone who escaped

Hippie Marie!

Hancock Marie!

It's hot... really... air-con not functioning these few weeks

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Alvin want to snatch the Sleeping King's title from Lam

Typical Carlwin... stuffing weird stuffs into his mouth

Carlwin eating Marie's snowman..

Roar?

Lam's working hard to defend her title.. (Alvin at the back)

GO LAM! GOOOOOOOO!! BEAT THAT ALVIN!

S.S :"Huh?"

Stare stare here...

Stare stare there...

Formal class teacher, PN.LOH!!!!!

Imitating person #2,3,4

Looking cool Aslan, MIB(III)

Alvin: Caught for getting high marks for addmaths

Imitating person #5, Edward. How does he do that?!
Sleeping and studying?!

Imitating person #6, Alan Lo

Clay models i think