-AmandaKheng-
when there's no picture to put, the authoress comes to the rescue
Janani : Tomorrow’s the last day of the first of August that we’ll ever spend together!
Roshini : Huh?
Kheng : And today’s the last 31st of July that we’ll ever spend together!
Roshini : Everyday’s the last day we’ll ever spend together.
And seriously (solemn face), isn’t that very true?
When you think about it… everyday’s the last day we will spend together. It might be too early for me to say this but yeah, no matter what everyone else thinks about our class, I am still going to miss it very, very much.
Today’s the last 31st of July we’re going to spend. One day from now, we’re going to look back at this blog and say, “What a day, man.”
Okay, so we’ve started off with Physics and Wong Foo. (FYI, we still don’t know who the hell is WONG FU: the imposter in our chatbox as well as FB). Wong Foo and his fascinating theories (Oh well, it might be fascinating to some of us) had taken up almost two hours of the morning. NOTE TO ALL 5 AMANAH STUDENTS: There will be a class tambahan during our holiday in August. I think it’s on Thursday. For further info, please refer to your monitor).
And then, we had BM. Well, it wasn’t BM actually that caught our attention during that period, it was Aslan.
Cikgu Hazel: Aslan, birthday kamu hari ini? Eh, kalau nak nyayi, nyayi la baik-baik.
The Whole Class: Happy Birthday to you….. Happy Birthday to Aslan!
Amanda Lee: Amanda Kheng! Give Aslan a birthday kiss!
Cikgu Hazel: Amanda Kheng…. (playful tone)
Kheng: Balik rumah dulu, Cikgu. Balik rumah dulu! (smiling face)
Cikgu Hazel: HAHAHAHAHA.
Happy Birthday to My Chellem. (Smiles) Sorry about the hitting your table part. But you know I break things often enough at home when I’m angry right? LOL.
Then, of course it was English. I had a heated debate with Biscuits because I thought the trackers were reckless and he didn’t think so.
Mr. Jacob: What is reckless driving?
Kheng: It’s when you drive without thinking.
Mr. Jacob: Why are the trackers reckless?
Kheng: Because they shot without thinking!
I fought and I argued with him and finally he said: “I think reckless is accepted la. Thank you for enlightening us.”
See, Marie? I knew I was right.
After recess, I had a nervous breakdown (well, not exactly one but I was pretty enraged) They actually videotaped me in such conditions. (For the video, let’s just see how many people are willing to spam the chatbox for it. If it goes flowing with request for the video, I shall not sue Jonathan for putting it up)
Bio went by normally. And then, the horror came. EST. OMG, I can tell you that I’ve never gotten so low for EST before and yes, it is a disappointment. Azzuhri passed some great sample essays written by, lo and behold, Alvin Ong.
Cikgu Azzuhri: Okay, so ‘this somebody’… he or she elaborates very well.
Amanda Lee: Teacher, ‘this somebody’ is Alvin.
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Pretends not to hear* And he or she has additional info in the essay.
Amanda Lee: Teacher, we know it’s Alvin so you can stop saying ‘this somebody’.
Cikgu Azzuhri: This somebody…
Amanda Lee: Teacher, Alvin is offended!
The Class: Teacher, we know it’s Alvin!
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Looks at us skeptically* How do you know? (he must be thinking: I thought I erased the names off already)
The Class: *Points at the top left corner where the small words: Alvin Ong, 5 A* His name is there, teacher!
Cikgu Azzuhri: *Looks at the paper* Oh, so now you know. (he must be thinking: Shit, where’s my glasses? How could I have missed that?)
Laugh Out Loud, people.
No comments:
Post a Comment