Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sensuality Matters

MORE AND MORE PICS COMING RIGHT UP!!!!!



One of the group photos!

The chics & babes of 5Amanah
The ladiesssss


Girls with Cikgu Rohana,the History teacher!


-AmandaKheng-

when there's no picture to put, the authoress comes to the rescue

“Girls with Asses like Mine Do Not Talk to Boys with Faces like yours,” quoted the 5 Amanah ladies.

We girls are sooo hot,
And you guys are sooo not.
I’m not going to even start talking about the first part of school before recess—as you all know, there’s no shit to write about.

But after RECESS, on the other hand—

Topic Highlights:
*Clears her throat* Ahem—Reporting Live from 5 Amanah. The paparazzi in 5 Amanah had apparently hit the jackpot today as they’ve managed to dish the dirt about a whole lot of people today and apparently caught a few pictures as well as videos.

Coming in at third place:
(I’m only saying this because a certain someone had pointed a gun at my head and forced me to write this in the blog) Amanda Lee, Maryam and LFF had apparently got the highest for SEJARAH which was 39/40. Woo-hoo, a cheer for all the historical freaks. I’m sure they’ll die being remembered as R.I.P HERE LIES ***, ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE REMEMBERED TO BE BORED TO DEATH.


Coming in at second place:
I have to say that the shot Lee took on Jason Yong’s lap deserves this place. While Lee was desperately trying to free herself from Jason’s barbaric grasp around her shoulder, everyone in class were cheering (obviously, excitedly) and at the end, they took a picture perfect shot like any happy couple! LOL. Happy? Ah, well, they look good enough.


COMING IN TOP TODAY:
A few of our insiders actually spotted MARIE ******* JASON YONG, who has now earned himself the title of being a MAN-WHORE (GIGOLO to put in simpler words), for REAL today for a matter of RM 25! When asked about how they felt, they simply shook their heads saying “No comments.” Lucky for us, we ACTUALLY CAUGHT it on tape! So, people, if you want to witness such a horrible sight of slobbering everywhere, it’s RM 25 per view. LOL. (Parental Guidance needed, nothing is G-RATED in our class) Ahem—Note to everyone: Fortunately, no tongues were used and so, we didn’t have to clean up after them.

The class today had finally gone from wild to beastly. We kissed each other, give each other lesbian hugs, sat on each other’s laps and oh well, there’s more than we can imagine happening around in our class.


Pictures took:
1. Marie posed with Fui Man, me and Josephine for a very lovely LESBIAN photo. (We secretly think Marie’s hot but are too afraid to admit it to the world so Shhh… don’t go tell anyone now)


2. I sat on Aslan’s lap but nothing too extreme as Aslan was like “No, no, no” Ahhh… what can I say? He’s ALIM. Too ALIM sometimes. And oh BTW, he has three wives and seven kids.

3. Marie’s Snow White and the seven dwarves shot aka MIB. Shooting down Jason Yong is the best thing they could ever do for the class.

4. Pictures taken with our very own ROHANA-POOH. LOL. Our sejarah teacher has to be the cutest addition to our photos.

And so, sometimes, our raging hormones take a toll on us and there’s nothing we can do to stop them.

PS: Today was FUN.

PPS: Even though we’re hot and you guys are not, we still love you guys anyway—well at least MOST of them.







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