Friday, July 25, 2008

Hidden in a building isolated from all, with only fourty-four people crammed into a room, introducing the oh-so-horrible people of 5 Amanah.

Jonathan Yee: The Lousy Monitor
Tam Cinyee: The I-M-IN-CHARGE Superwoman

Alan Lo: The Pain IN The Ass
Alvin Ong: The Living Calculator
Amanda Kheng: The Freak Authoress
Amanda Lee: The Vain SS Queen
Amir: The Techno Geek
Andrina: The Uptight Studier

Antony: The BOYS-BRIGADE-IS-LIFE Ex-Captain
Arvina: The Quiet Aggression
Audrey: The LION/LEO Queen
Carlwin: The Annoyance
Chang Fui Man: The Cute Chubs
Cheong Wai Kin: The Walking Geographical Map/PILOT
Christabel: The See-Boy-Beat-Boy
Chung Vun Chian @ Stella: The Insanity
Desiree: The Newbie
Edlina: The Silent Killer
Edward: The Oh-so-Don’t-Care
Elton: The Gay King; thus, his name
Filzah: The Almighty Debater
Goh Pik Ching: The Silent Scorer
Janani: The Indian
Jason Hiew: The Die Hard JOLIN Fan
Jason Yong: The Barbaric Joker
Joseph: The Fool
Lam Fei Ting: The Modern-Day-Sleeping-Beauty
Lim Fong Fah: The Petite Weirdo
Marie: The Ring Leader/Hak Se Wui Tai Ce
Mariel: The Datuk Dewan Bandaraya 5A
Melanie: The Singer
Mohd. Aslan: The Player/BTC TAUKE
Muhd. Faiz: The Gangly Weakling
Muhd. Rezza: The Over-EXCESSIVE
Natasha: The Oh-so-Proud
Niva: The Purple-Obsessed
Nur Syafiqah: The Mistaken AM-I-CHINESE?
Ong Ching Ruey: The Bloody Along
Roshini: The Glamour Queen
Sarah Chen: The Chinese Version of Snow White
Siti Maryam: The Loudspeaker
Siti Sarah: The Unknown Animator
Tan Zhen Bin: The Thai-Ling-Ngong
Wamai: The Smiling Face

And so, we go, by our established oh-so-horrible name,
Where all teachers fear us,
Where our Lady dredges us,
But truly, we’re all just a little extraordinary and all Kekurangan Kasih Sayang,
Which makes us, 5A Bratz, a little UNIQUE
Than Normal Geeks.

-AmandaKheng-

It is true we’re all really cruel, mad and utterly insane. We created chaos in class today with the absence of S.CHIN. To you who had yet to know, FYI, marks will be deducted from those who drew the energy-level-diagram with pencil. (Yeah, like what the hell, right?) So, the idiots of the class, JY, Carlwin, OCR and Elton caught a bug (Which is by the way, extremely ugly & disgusting) and started shooting the bug with their very own made shooter using the hollow broomstick. The poor bug was shot at Aslan! LOL. So, the bug freaked everyone out and Pik Ching actually ran as far as possible. But right after they shot it for the fourth time or so, Pik Ching was quite pissed.

GPC: Don’t torture the bug! Do you call yourself human!? What kind of a human are you!? Why are you so cruel!? (Not Pik Ching’s exact words but it’s so-so)

And the guys immediately tucked the poor bug away for further shooting practice after Tam scolded the guys.

“If you kena people, you all tanggungjawab ka!?” And there goes, our female savior. Thank God for her or we’ll be screaming and creating more havoc.

Maths was bad. The marks were degrading. EST was short. Crazy. The bug was playing happily on Marie’s hand and everyone was packing up for home.

And just when you thought NOTHING else could go wrong—

BAM!

The bug flew off Marie’s hand and onto Kheng’s blazer, causing girls around to scream and Kheng to jump over Andrina’s chair for cover. Andrina (amazingly was not afraid of bugs) together with Christabel rescued the poor bug and freed it. But OCR, being the stubborn boy he is, was determined that the bug shouldn’t be freed! DAMN HIM. The screaming and heart attack died off and the class left.

And so, there goes a NORMAL day in our class.

2 comments:

fuiman said...

why all cina beng's photoSs? -_-"

James Dean said...

Wah... in alphabetical order summore...